So, I have come all this way and spent so much time here to now discover that I am not funny. For the most part. Those of you who know me well may be saying "No! What? But you're so funny in the café! In the life!" Some of you have said it already. Well my friends, I am sorry to tell you that a witty anecdoter does not a clown make. A clown is an idiot who plays an idiotic trick usually on another idiot. And I am just not an idiot (surprising, I know). However, I am learning to find and embrace my inner idiot. So in the mean time, please get to know my friends - other hunters on the quest for the golden idiot (there are about 70 of us so this is just a taste...)
Virgin Mary - the Gay Divorcé
Satan and Mr. Bogart
The Odd Couple
The Pride of Walt Disney World
Not Quite Wild Bill and Don Juan on the Beach
Raging Bull and Her Highness QE2
And of course the master himself...
As for me, well, I think the shorts are a good start.
*** update *** Since writing this, I have been funny 2 days in a row. I think it's the whiskey I've been drinking before class ;)
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